Any song suggestions? I need a song.
so denmark’s hosting eurovision next year
can we get mads mikkelsen to host the whole thing
we all know who the real star of eurovision is
Seriously, I’ve seen Mads Mikkelsen kiss men, I’ve seen Hugh Dancy kiss men, if Hannibal and Will do not kiss in one episode, I am going to eat someone.
Hannibal au: The Stand
It’d probably be a good thing to have a possessive cannibal on your side when the post-apocalyptic cannibalism starts.
Also, Hannibal should have probably gone west with all the other sinners but then he met this bright-eyed, stuttering, gorgeous-smelling young man on the road east named Will, so he thought he might as well follow him obsessively like a giant creep. And that first week alone would have been excruciatingly awkward, with Will trying not to make eye contact and hyperventilating every time Hannibal just sat there at dusk and stared at him. And maybe they accidentally find themselves leading a straggling band of survivors across the plains when Hannibal impresses everyone with his hunting and capable deer skinning and William finds the last living puppy in the midwest and adorably nurses it back to health so everybody loves him. And there is a lot of cuddling for warmth in tents and Hannibal scenting William instinctually in the morning with his sleepy face pressed into Will’s dirty hair. And sometimes he teeths delicately, just so at Will’s ear. Which always makes William so uncomfortable.
Will Graham had been awake for a while now. He didn’t usually sleep, considering that if he did he kept seeing people dying in front of his eyes. Grabbing for him, pleading with him, screaming at him. But sometimes he was the cannibal which made it even worse.
It had been a week since this band of survivors had formed, starting with himself and a man called Hannibal Lecter. They were heading east to try and avoid the cannibals which were heading west, as they seemed sensible, but at the moment they had ended up in the middle of a forest. It looked unscarred from the apocalypse, which was almost impossible wherever they went, but night was falling and they had to set up camp somewhere.
It didn’t take long for them to set up their tents and once Hannibal had caught the food, which was deer meat, night had started to fall as they retreated into their tents.
However, seeing as it was nearing winter, it was incredibly cold in their tents. Everyone had already shared a tent with at least one person. This had wrecked Will’s plan at claiming one of the tiny tents so he didn’t have to share, but there was room for another person, and that other person was Hannibal. As well, which made everything worse, was that you had to cuddle with your partner for warmth.
Will got bad vibes of this Hannibal, but he wasn’t sure why to start with before it came clear. When he met Hannibal he seemed okay but that’s when it went bad. Hannibal ended up following him, helping him obsessively and even getting sneaky glances once everyone looked away. However as dusk fell it was even worse; Hannibal stared at him for ages from across the fire as Will tried not to give eye contact in case of hyperventilating. And was now sharing the same tent. It made Will feel so awkward.
But, as they lay in the same tent, Hannibal, who was still asleep, was hugging Will from behind. The first time Will found out that he had to share with Hannibal they simply lied next to each other as Will tried his best to avoid any contact with the man. However, as Will woke from his nightmare, he was face to face with Hannibal as they cuddled. Hannibal awoke as soon as Will had noticed that they were hugging. The other man just laughed – saying that they must have wanted warmth in the sleep. Will just nodded before quickly existing the tent as quickly as possible, staying outside the rest of the night as he went on reserved lookout.
After that, it only took two nights for Hannibal to get his arms wrapped around Will just as they both tried to get to sleep.
At that moment in time, Will slightly jumped as he felt a large gush as hot breath hit the back of his neck. Hannibal was still hugging him from behind and it looked like he was finally waking up. Unfortunately, Will didn’t get a chance to move or tell Hannibal to wake up as Hannibal’s arms wrapped tighter around him, pulling him closer.
Will froze. Then again, hotter breath touched the back of his neck as the hairs stood up on end. His mouth wouldn’t move to tell Hannibal to wake up as the man, still very sleepy, instinctively moved his head forward into the mass of Will’s dirty, curly hair. He smelled deeply into his hair as he breathed out with a somewhat satisfied noise.
Nearly jumping for joy, Will’s thankfulness was crushed as Hannibal moved his head, not away, but to Will’s ear. Hannibal’s breath came hotter onto his neck and to the side of his face as Hannibal’s teeth the went to the top of Will’s ear. He bites it delicately and continues to do so as Will was pretty sure he was no longer breathing.
Will didn’t like this.
If I was like Hannibal Lecter, a cannibal, I would tag celebrities and that as #food porn but everyone would just be like LOL THEY FANCY HIM!!!
However, all I can imagine now is Hannibal taking sneaky photos of Will when they are on a case or in his office or wherever, and then when he gets back home he uploads it onto Tumblr as goes like oMGGG mY bOYFrIenD DiDDN;T ReAliSE i TOoK A PhoTo oFf Him oMggGG and they are a set of blurry pics of Will from like different angles and from different distances and he goes omGG SooooOOoo fuNny ASDFGHJKL and then he talks in the tags like #OMG ME BABBIE WILL #HE OWNS LOADS OF DOGS #THEY;RE STRAYS #HiS Perfect!!! and that and then the last little tag #food porn